gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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