Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I forgot wine drunk hurts
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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