Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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