Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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