He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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