OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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