I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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