yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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