It's Friday. Sex?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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