How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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