Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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