so explain again why im purple
no
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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