He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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