I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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