How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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