hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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