Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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