Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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