Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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