I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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