It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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