if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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