is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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