So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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