I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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