hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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