well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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