i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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