we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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