East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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