Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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