It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
In America we eat man semen.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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