This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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