So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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