No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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