i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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