i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I faked an abortion last night.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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