It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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