Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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