if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
another moral hangover. fuck.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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