Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
