just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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