Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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