Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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