with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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