Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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