why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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