There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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