Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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