They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
