Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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