sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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