found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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