Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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