Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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