You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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